What I look for in a partner:
- Blue Eyes
- White Dragon
(Source: hopes-dreams-everything)
What I look for in a partner:
- Blue Eyes
- White Dragon
Ellen: Do you know the sex of the child?
Tina: We decided we are going to wait. We’re going to find out…never.
Ellen: Ok.
Tina: Not even after it’s born.
Ellen: Not even after it’s born?
Tina: I’m just going to see what it chooses to wear to prom.
Ellen: Give it time to figure it out. Good for you.
All the awards.
(Source: alfonsodisparioso)
The year is 2060. iPhone 842 is released. The screen touches you
Half of tumblr finally gets laid
just wait until my testicools evolve into testicruels
Diglett used Fly by ~EpicArtifex
Okay Diglett you do that.
NO… THESE PAPER MACHINES THAT MOVE WITH THE WIND DISTURB DA FUCK OUTTA ME.
Too fucking spider like.
me on my way to ah fuck it
lemme finish that for you *clears throat* *adjusts tie*.. steal your girl
I saw a video about those and holy shit would they be creepy war machines.
DA FUDGE IS THAT.
(Source: tibets)